Four things:
1. Our sartorially opinionated child very much approves of her Halloween costume.
2. She probably thinks it's a real outfit. For wearing whenever. Which is fine by me.
3. Actually, I wish I could get away with wearing a glorified pillow in public.
4. She is holding the remote for a DVD player we no longer own. She thinks it's her cell phone. Which is also fine by me.